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Welcome to Erotic FX Pedals We take some of the best known effects for guitar, and package them with some of the hottest strippers in the land. Each pedal gets it's name from one of our lovely ladies. Her silhouette is then screen printed on the face of the pedal. Each lady like each pedal has their own unique qualities. Take a look, and listen around, it is not only visually stimulating, but also very pleasing to the ear. Boutique effects for the erotic minded Erotic FX Pedals use the classic circuits that spawned the guitar effects revolution. Each of our effects use the highest quality available components. We then package them in durable powder coated aluminum boxes. All effects feature true bypass switching, high brightness LED indicators and screen printed graphics. All components are hand picked, tested, and soldered one at a time for the best sound possible. We do not use surface mounted components. All wiring is done by hand, and uses the highest grade teflon coated wire for durability. After hand assembly each pedal is tested, carefully packaged, and shipped directly to you. We do not sell these in any store. The Ultimate Tone Have you ever wanted the ultimate pedal board? How's this for starters? First in line, how about a Dallas Rangemaster? Next, a classic Ibanez 808 Tube Screamer. Then the classic Ross grey Compressor. The last three you would want some sort of modulation effects pedals, like the classic Script logo MXR Phase 90, the best sounding chorus of all time IMO, the Electro Harmonix Small Clone, and finally the Maxon AD-900 analog Delay. That would be one sexy pedal board setup. Here are some of the problems associated with this rig. First, it is a huge TONE SUCKER. Not one of the effects mentioned above are true bypass. The Rangemaster can not be bypassed. Second, all of them do not have a nine volt adapter input. Which means cutting a hole in the bottom of a very expensive pedal to hook a battery snap adapter to it. Last would be the price, take a look below to see what kind of price you have to pay for the ultimate tone, then ask yourself if you are willing to take it out on the road.
Now, suppose you could get the same circuitry in a modern pedal with all the bells and whistles already there. We have clones of every pedal mentioned above plus a few not mentioned. Take a look at the chart and compare.
Now what would our dream board cost us? If you add up all the effects, plus the single looper to bypass the Rangemaster, the grand total would be, $2259.99 plus. Not to mention, you might not even find most of these without an exhaustive search. Then you would have to have some of them modified to use them on your board. Once you modify one of these vintage effects the value goes way down. So here is how to get the same sound without breaking the bank. Order the Autumn Boost, Amberdrive, Candi Comp, Krystal Chorus, Nikki Phase, and the Paris Echo. For the total of $669.94. You have just saved $1590.05. Not to mention, that our girls look great on any stage. You still have a very sexy pedal board, you have saved money, and finally, NO TONE SUCK ! Thanks to our vast improvements over the original designs. All of our pedals feature powder coated aluminum boxes for durability, heavy duty true bypass switching , bright LED indicators, AC/DC operation, high quality jacks and pots for road worthiness, hand made in the USA, a two year limited warranty, and the best looking women adorn the boxes. Finally, !
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